Smooth Move

So, as per our new daily/weekly blogging structure, Friday was supposed to be “Smooth Move of the Week.”  A smooth move is anything someone does that makes you look at them and say “smooth move,”  or maybe, “smooth move, pal.”  

For example, a smooth move is like what those dumb criminals do in the “dumb criminal” mass e-mails that you get from people who send mass emails.  Or it’s like when someone’s walking down the street and and they trip and fall.  And run into an old lady, knocking her over.  Or they snag their pants on a bench and they fly off.  Or it’s like when Rohn tries to jump up on the windowsill and doesn’t make it and falls back on his butt because he’s not a very good jumper and he’s kind of fat.  Or it’s like when you say you’re going to update your blog with a smooth move on Friday and you just don’t.  

We’ve decided we don’t like smooth moves anyway.  Too snarky.  We will henceforth be doing gold stars on Friday instead.  I’m guessing you don’t need me to explain what a gold star is for.  You probably didn’t need me to explain a smooth move either.